Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Is this post for real?

I'm having one of those weeks. Actually, more like one of those months. Pretty much everything I do is wrong, or afflicted, or just plain psycho.

And why does it seem like all of a sudden absolutely everything needs to be done all at one time. My hair desperately needs to be colored. I'm sporting some serious gray roots. My toenails need to be painted. My eyebrows need to be waxed. The list goes on and on.

And then today, I forgot to wear deoderant. Thankfully, I sit in a freezing office all day so there's no chance of sweating. My mom was there and I think she came in my office several times just to make sure I wasn't stinking. The sad thing about it is that just yesterday I bought a 3 pack of Secret deoderant at Target. Oh the irony.

Speaking of deoderant, I was in the grocery store sometime when I was in middle school and I heard this girl yell out, "Hey Mom, I need some deo for my b.o." Crack me up. I'll never forget it.

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11 comments:

LeAnna said...

Ahhh, gotta love a good funk. Or not. Deo for my b.o. will now be forever stuck in my brain.
Dude, I just put henna in my hair a week ago (hello, my name is marigold), AND
I just got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in EONS. I try to pluck 'em at least every >insert outrageous amount of time shorter in span than an eon< but you know...whateva. NOT TO MENTION I used my birthday pedicure up today and now I have super bright pink-a-licious toenails. You need to get on the ball, woman. JUST kidding!! :) It'll be two years before I do any of the above again, I'm sure.

Stephanie said...

Hahaha. so funny!
Sounds like you deserve a girls day at the salon! Wish you lived close by - you could just come over!

Walking on Sunshine... said...

That's funny about the "deo" and you sharing with us about forgetting to wear it! I can usually go a day or two without, sometimes longer. Always been that way! And I think having a place like Trudy's would be perfect!!! Can't your niece color your hair???

Mama Hen said...

Jill, sounds like you need a spa day. Just get it all done at once! And tell Jay to have some supper ready when you get home. There. Fixed :)

Rachel said...

I agree with mama hen - a spoiling spa day is definitely in order!!!

..can I come with you?

Rebekah said...

You are hilarious! And your last post makes me want to go watch Steel Magnolias!

Stacy's Snippets said...

That's too funny. I love that your mom came by for the old stink test!

I have gone to work on 2 separate occasions completely forgetting my bra. And I've got big boobies, so it's not easy to hide! :)

Jill said...

Ha, Ha... so funny! I've forgotten deodorant too and had to make a quit stop at the drug store. Hope things slow down for you. :0)

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Such a crack up girl...

:)

Wild Woman said...

I appreciate this post as today I forgot to brush my teeth...& it's not the first time it's happened =/

Seizing My Day said...

too funny!! ;) that quote will never leave me... ever... I swear... it is the weird odd things that stay in my head!! ;)