Thursday, October 7, 2010

You Can Quote Me

All I have to say is BASEBALL Playoffs baby! I am absolutely loving that my Yanks are on TV every night. It's like a little treat for working all day.

I got my hair cut last night - about 2 inches. My niece is going to the Xcell Academy in Hoover and it tickles me pink to have someone who does hair in the family. The best part of her going to Xcell is that a haircut is only $10. Oh yes - you read that right - TEN DOLLARS!!!

Sometimes I wish I had gone to school to do hair. I would want a shop like Truvy's in Steel Magnolias. I mean, how fun would that be??? I watched Steel Magnolias not too long ago and I really do think that might be my favorite movie of all time. I laughed. I cried. I laughed again. Ouiser has the best quotes EVER! Here are a few of my favorites.

 " I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries."

"This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell."

"I'm not as sweet as I used to be."

"You are a pig from hell."

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!"

"Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!"

"He is a boil on the butt of humanity!"

Please tell me y'all love it as much as I do! OK, that's it. I'm gonna go have to watch it again - right after baseball's over.

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9 comments:

star said...

Yay, another Yankees fan! I am watching the game right now! One of the best things to do in October is watch the Yankees in the playoffs.

Mama Hen said...

I love "I'm not as sweet as I used to be." One of the best movies ever!

You go to hair-cuttin school and I'll learn how to do nails and we will be in business.

Kerrie said...

Jill-how could you forget Shelby's "Don't talk about me like I'm not here". I also like Annelle's "My contact, my contact, don't anybody move" at the fair.
Truly one of the best movies ever!

LeAnna said...

Haha, I totally thought of you tonight while I was making supper hearing all the baseball scores on the news. :P I only know you via blogging, but the fact you love your baseball has stuck with me!

Mama Hen said...

And what about, "Don't put condoms on the car...That's Tacky!!!!"

Stephanie said...

I love that movie too. I watch it every time it's on tv! That line about being in a bad mood for 40 years gets me every time! :)
An I love having a salon at home - it's so much fun!!

Kremsa said...

Niece old enough to be going to school to cut hair? Do you have some family I don't know about?

Seizing My Day said...

yep... high on my list of favs!! though I don't quote as well as you do!! he he!! totally laughing at mama hens contribution!! LOL!

Jennifer said...

OK - I'll have to admit...never seen the movie. Really. But - you and your sister swapping movie lines are too funny!! Even funnier than the quotes:)