Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I need your help

I can barely type this post because my arms feel like they weight 549 pounds a piece and slight tremors are running up and down them. I curse her name and blame

All I can say is this better live up to the hype because it would be a cryin' shame to go through all this and not see some results.

Also, I have a gripe. What is it with some men? I was driving home from work today and as usual, I got stuck at the longest light in the history of the world. You know how you sometimes get that feeling that someone is staring at you? I looked over to my right and this man was staring at me, shaking his head up and down and mouthing "oh yeah". Seriously. How can it be possible that someone's son, brother, daddy can act like this?

Obviously, I did nothing but be thankful I had my sunglasses on and stare straight ahead until the light mercifully changed. I wish I had been brave enough to pick my nose or quick enough to mouth something really witty back.

My question to you is - what do you do in those situations? I want to be good and ready next time.

13 comments:

Mrs. Jennifer said...

Heard a lot about ol' Jillian these days...what day are you on? Do you recommend?

I noticed our distinct difference in movies...well, we could always quote Shel...and really I love The Diary of a Mad Black Woman. That Tyler Perry is hysterical. There's some good quotes in there. How 'bout, "Peace? I got peace (piece)!" And then does the whole gun thing?! Priceless! Wait...is that the right movie?
Well, didn't mean to make post on your blog. Sorry.

Walking on Sunshine... said...

Lately when things like that happen I'm in complete shock. I'm thinking, "Me? You're looking at me? Don't you see my flab? Don't you see my wrinkles?" Then I laugh because it's just so funny!

Good luck with your workout!!

Lianne said...

I TOLD you Jillian was evil! I've written out my impressions of the video and will eventually write my rant, I mean, review of it.

I always "get" a really important phone call when I get ogled in traffic. I'm too shy to ogle back or have a witty comeback. Although, I did scream like a maniac at a guy who waved his uh...thing at me on I-65 one time. Then I drove like Dale Jr. to my college security office when I saw him following me. (Great story, Lianne. Sheesh.)

Mama Hen said...

Jill, if someone ogled (sp?) me in traffic, I might pull over and ask if we could take a picture so someone would believe it!

Just be glad you still got it going on!

HLB said...

Ignoring is the best policy. :)

Also, Thanks for swinging by my little blog :) It's much appreciated, your's is adorable!!!

And bless your heart on Jillian :) I really like it, but it for sure kicks your butt!!! :D

Pappa Rooster said...

Jill
this happens to me often.
it seems that middle aged, balding men with pot bellies are irristable to women.
it is a curse that i have to bear, i bear it with style, i say if they want to look let them look.
it seems they like my profile best.

Rachel said...

Ick. Ick. Ick.

I ignore too. That's really all you can do.

When she was a teenager, my Mom said she used to start acting, um...mentally disabled (to be politically correct) in the most flamboyant manner possible.

Of course, that probably wouldn't be very believable if you were operating a CAR...

Mollie said...

I agree with Mark. This happens to me constantly. Must be those "Clark" good looking genes. I usually start laughing at them.

Peeperspage said...

I'm with Wendy, at least you still got it going on :)

sarah said...

Ugh. I have a love/hate relationship with Jillian. At least I feel like when I do her tape, I have done a real live workout. And 20 minutes isn't a terrible amount of time to suffer.

I have a rule in life: if the only place that we cross paths long enough for you to hit on me is in traffic, I am out of your league.

Daphine said...

Hey girl!
Love your new blog makeover! It looks awesome!

I have so had the same thing happen to me before. One time, I started rubbing my face with the same hand that my wedding ring is on and another time, I made sure not to look back in his direction so he would hopefully get the point that I was totally not interested AT ALL! So that being said, I think you handled it very well.....

Kristin said...

Dude you have NO idea. This thing is SO worth it. I curse her and love her every day!!!

K @ Blog Goggles said...

I want to try the shred so badly! Now I just have to see if I can find it in Hong Kong...

And in those situations, I just ignore them. No need to antagonize!