Uhhh, you would have had to pry my cold, dead hand off the backside of the plane before you would see me jump out to this.
Thankfully, he didn't much care for it so I won't have to get him to upsize the life insurance policy anytime soon. It's like my Daddy says, "Why would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" And like I say, "I would have to be 'high' to go skydiving." Get it??? High - a little pun on words. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one laughing at that.